Sunday, December 18, 2011

Hairapy, defined.

hair·a·py/ˈHairəpē/ 

Noun:
  1. Treatment intended to relieve or heal a hair disorder: "follicle hairapies".
  2. The treatment of follicular or tuft disorders by means of manipulation: "he is currently in hairapy"; "hairapy sessions".
How fitting that Josh's inaugural Hairapy happened on the day he lost a bet that the Vikings would actually beat the Packers (haha!).  Josh is an ardent Vikings fan, if you couldn't tell by his strong Nordic features, yellow follicles, and his desire to have his freshly dead corpse shipped out to sea in a flaming wooden boat... but really, he honestly likes and enjoys watching and cares about the Minnesota Vikings football team.  That is one issue that I cannot help him with and no amount of Hairapy can cure.  In addition to having to wear a Packers tie for the day, Josh also had to endure his first of what would be many Hairapy sessions.

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